You made me cry and you don't even care
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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