Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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