belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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