he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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