$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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