I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
