party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We talked him into tasing himself.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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