Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
