Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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