what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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