Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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