So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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