I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i just made my gag reflex go away.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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