What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you inspire me to be a worse person
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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