I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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