just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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