That reminds me...we need to get swords
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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