It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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