so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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