: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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