I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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