found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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