Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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