Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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