it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
