This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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