i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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