I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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