think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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