We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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