He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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