One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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