I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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