clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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