My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
ok first of all what the fuck
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