doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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