Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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