Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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