He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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