it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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