someone threw a dead crab at me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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