i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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