i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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