brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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