tell your sister to shave her snatch
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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