its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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