Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Randomize
