I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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