YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Ketchup is God's man juice
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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