what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My pussy is not your playground.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
i think i just lost a toe
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
