There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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