i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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