Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my being single is dangerous.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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