I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
