I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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