New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Pooping to opera.
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